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Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876

At approximately 2 p.m. on March 3, 1876, for a period of a couple of minutes, big chunks of fresh red meat three to four inches square fell on a 100 by 50 yard area, near the home of Allen Crouch, near Olympia Springs, in Bath county Kentucky. The "Kentucky Meat Shower", as it came to be known was the cause for serious debate and scientific interest. The story was featured in several major national publications at the time, including the New York Times, and Scientific American.




The meat appeared to be beef, but when two area men (yes this really happened) tasted the meat, they said it was either mutton or venison. Theories on the meat shower where varied, ranging from frog matter blown into the air to "nostoc", a form of vegetable matter. A Dr. Allan McLane Hamilton appeared in Medical Record, stating that he and Dr. J.W.S. Arnold had made a microscopic examination of the material from the Kentucky Meat Shower. They had identified the substance as lung tissue from a human infant or a horse ("the structure of the organ in these two cases being almost identical").



Out of the seven samples that eventually where examined, two were of lung tissue, three were muscle tissue and two were cartilage. The most probable theory for the meat shower was that a large pack of buzzards flew over the area after having eaten what was apparently a couple of freshly dead horses, and when one of them spontaneously disgorged itself, all the others (as apparently is customary amongst buzzards), followed suit.

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I think the question I get asked the most is, well I dunno know, it happens a lot, enough that I would remark on it - a lot of people come up to me and they say "Is it possible for a woman to get pregnant without intercourse?" My answer's always the same, I say: "Listen. We're gonna have to go all the way back to the civil war. Apparently a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and then lodged itself in the ovaries of an 18 year old girl who was actually 100 feet from him at the time. Well, the baby was fine. She was very happy. Guilt-free. Course, the soldier's a little pissed off." When ya think about it, it's actually a form of intercourse, but not for everyone. Those who love action, maybe.

Brownie Husband

Classic.

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Thanks again internet:

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Thanks internets:

Red Army Dancers

Can't stop watching this! Last minute or so of this just kills me. A strange marriage of WWII era Soviet soldiers get down with it and Run DMC. Watch and ENJOY. Bless you, internets

Dr.Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Looking for some entertainment while at work? Neil Patrick Harris fan? Enter Dr.Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Ali G Harvard Speech

Gordon Ramsey as a Kid

Fox Kitchen Nightmares TV Star;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcZqwR9tbJE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsnVvXkDnqM&feature=related

http://http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-5e_Tjv7vg&feature=related





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Corn Mo

If you ever see Corn Mo on a concert billing, do yourself a favor and GO!

One man variety show/comedy wrecking crew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j244DN-09Wo

http://cornmo.com/

Flight of the Conchords

Can't get them out of my head. Sarah checked out their HBO comedy series from the Library and our heads haven't been the same since.

Flight are a 2 man folk novelty band/comedy act. They rap and deadpan and must be seen for originality and facial expressions alone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkzNOEiW4M8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwZxzbZw4c&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqWrU2NValU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Vv7pWhXwU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUm3b2r9osg&feature=related

Just a few but there are many more on Youtube to waste an hour or two on.